Tuesday, June 26, 2012

What Do You Trust?

Just because it is written doesnt make it true.
Just because it is being said with passion doesn't make it an absolute fact.

Trust your intelligence.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

In A Different Style

Lucky me! I got an invite to join in on the 11's. Being as nice as I am, I'll flash it in a different style, with 5 things about me.
1. I will stop and ask for directions in a heartbeat! I won't waste my time driving around in circles contrary to what society says about men.
2. You will be sooo proud of me if you ever take me to a buffet restaurant. Oh yes! It will be money well spent. (But not to the extent that they kick us or me out for eating too much).
3. Despite #2 above, I really do not care about food. A meal a day mostly works for me.
4. Wet spots near my zipper when I walk out of the restroom don't embarass me - easy to catch water splashes from the sink due to my height. ("What were you looking at?" would be my question)
5.  I play soccer for pleasure but can't stand watching it. 1st game I ever watched from start to finish was 2 world cups ago.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Our Personalized English

The British have the Queen's english
Americans have their American english
We Ghanaians have our english too. No, not pidgin english.
I'm talking about the english that will make you smile at the very least.
Our english could make you burst out in laughter even when someone is talking serious matter.

We know exactly what "Don't bring yourself" means.
When someone says "I was tired like this!", you totally understand. No need to ask "tired like what?"
My personal favorite is  "I was sitting my somewhere and then......."

I love our english!

Well my lovely people. I'm going and come.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Frightening Question

At different times today, I overheard 2 conversations about the same subject.
It involved a curious kid plus a stumped parent in each instance.
Kid asks parent "where do babies come from".

There are numerous clean answers to come up with, it amazes me how that question scares some parents.

Since I'm so nice, I'm putting it out there so you can get a head-start to come up with a good clean answer before some kid asks you "where do babies come from".

How about starting with "Babies come from their mom's tummy".

Monday, April 23, 2012

If I Could See Tomorrow

Scratch that.
If I were psychic, (Oh Lord!) I'd be passing out winning lotto numbers like an Alajo to Kaneshie trotro mate giving out change.
My fantasy would be to hit the jackpot of every lottery organization in the world. Oh, and I will make it happen. That would keep me busy enough that I wouldn't have time to set up shop reading palms at street fairs
What's the deal with psychics? How come they supposedly have this talent to predict stuff but have no clue what's in their future?

Thursday, April 12, 2012

It's Finally Friday!

I got a hundred dollars smokin' in my billfold
I know I oughta save it but it's burnin' a hole
Right through my pocket and into my skin
Come Monday morning I'll be broke again.
Chorus
It's finally Friday, I'm free again
I got my motor running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday, I'm outa' control
Forget the workin' blues and let the good times roll.
Credit: Country song written by George Jones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNxMXDIzSCI