Wednesday, August 3, 2011

A Wish That Almost Came True

I once wished upon a star for a bigger body.
So did 2 other friends.
We mapped our own path.
Budweiser and milk for breakfast,
Farina & deep-fried fish for lunch. Guinness to make it settle.
That & zero portion-control usually brought on an undesired afternoon nap.
The nap resulted in long nights and no cut-off times for late-night meals.
Yes indeed! Fatty food tastes so good when eyes are half-shut.
Exercise? Check!
An hour a week at the gym! (Had to get those 'ceps temporarily perky on saturday nite before hitting the club).

We found out how fast the belly can grow!
That got all 3 of us back-pedalling on our wish before it was fulfilled!

(was at a party last weekend and the MC picked on the men there with pot-bellies. Gave them a good roast! Glad I wasn't one of them)

7 comments:

  1. Your posts are always for humorous. I laughed through reading this. Yes, fatty food tastes good when you're sleepy and pot bellies are not fashionable. lol

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  2. Thank you Kiru. :-)
    LoL you've uhm "heard" about yummy fatty late-nite foods too.

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  3. Mena, hawt doesnt even begin to describe me. Sweetie, I sizzle!
    Hahaha I'm just playing. That was a joke.
    I'm just average. ;-)

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  4. I could have something to say about the sizzle part. hmmmm... Maybe fluffy will help me out :o)

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  5. OMG Miss Efua. What would it cost to buy your silence on this one? LoL

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  6. Be careful what you wish for,glad you back paddled the plan. Thanks for the Birthday wish,haven`t been on your blog in a min..I`ll be back fully."terminator`s voice"

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